He Think He’s Samson, but He Looks Like Delilah
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Just finished watching the New York Jets beat the Miami Dolphins. Way to go New York, but can’t somebody--anybody--tell Mark Gastineau to get a haircut. Long locks coming out of the helmet and hanging down over the jersey is a lousy pro athlete image. Gastineau may think of himself as Samson, but he looks more like Delilah. Mark, baby, the long-haired hippy revolution is over. Your side lost.
TOMMY VIZE
Santa Ana
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