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“John Elway: Fundamentals of Offensive Football.” Crocus. $29.95. Somewhere in this 48-minute program is an excellent half-hour’s worth of tips on the fine points of passing and related offensive strategy from the young Denver Broncos star, one of the best deep-passers in the game. But to get to the essence of the instruction, you have to wade though Elway’s rambling, ho-hum raps on exercise, winning, junk food, etc. On video, anyway, this guy has zero charisma. His views aren’t earthshaking, either. He should stick to passing and leave the pontificating to others. Information: (612) 942-0185. ** 1/2