* “Ken Burns has a new documentary...

* “Ken Burns has a new documentary on Lewis and Clark,” says Alan Ray. “Being on PBS has influenced the program’s historical accuracy. Halfway to Oregon, they stop for a pledge break.”

* “GOP Congressman Dan Burton introduced a bill called the Caddie Relief Act that would allow country clubs to hire caddies as independent contractors. It’s a vital part of the Republican contract with Augusta.” (Argus Hamilton)

* “O.J. Simpson’s former estate has just been opened to carefully screened clients--you wouldn’t want a murderer moving into the house.” (Jay Leno)

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