Loves Lost

Keith Hernandez: The baseball player smokes cigarettes

Dr. Reston (Stephen Mchattie): Her “Sven-jolly” loony therapist.

Tony (Dan Cortese): A “mimbo.”

Aaron (Judge Reinhold): A “close talker.”

Carl (David James Elliott): Handsome but holds firm with his anti-abortion stand.

David Puddy (Patrick Warburton): On-and off-again dim bulb mechanic/car salesman boyfriend with a penchant for high-fives, fur coats and painting his face for hockey matches.

The Maestro (Mark Metcalf): Snobby, boring conductor who rents a villa in Tuscany.

John (Jeff Yager): Sponge-worthy sax player who can’t hit the high notes after an evening with Elaine.

Clothing salesman (Harry Van Gorkum): Pretentious ponytailed Brit.

Welfare man (Nicholas Paul Walker): Sweet, jobless and married.

Brett (James Patrick Stuart): A yuppie who loves “Desperado” but won’t share the song.

Crazy Joe Davola (Peter Crombie): Wacko who transforms his apartment into a shrine to Elaine.

Shelly (Dana Wheeler-Nicholson): She wants to share her toothbrush with Jerry.

Naomi (Jessica Lundy): Restaurant hostess who laughs like “Mr. Ed.”

Maria (Jane Leeves): Virgin who scores with JFK Jr.

Sidra (Teri Hatcher): Ample-breasted gal pal who may have implants--or not.

Dolores (Susan Walters): Jerry can’t remember her name: only that it rhymes with a female body part.

Winona (Kimberly Morris): Native American who finds Jerry politically incorrect.

Jane (Jami Gertz): Doesn’t have a square of toilet paper to spare.

Katya (Elina Lowensohn): Romanian gymnast who refuses to demonstrate her athletic ability in bed.

Christie (Lisa Deanne): Always wears the same dress.

Dermatologist (Marcia Cross): Unimpressed with Jerry’s trifling occupation.

Toy Collector (Julia Pennington): Jerry tinkers with her vintage toys once too often.

Jeannie Steinman (Janeane Garofalo): Jerry’s cereal-loving, Superman-obsessed counterpart to whom he becomes briefly engaged.

Gillian (Kristin Bauer): Has the hands of a man.

Ellen (Christine Taylor): A near-”perfect” woman who has no friends.

Blimbo actress (Tawny Kitaen): Too superficial

Audrey (Susan Diol): George thinks her nose is too big.

Noel (Elizabeth Morehead): A concert pianist devoid of humor.

Cynthia (Maggie Wheeler): Neurotic bulimic.

Susan (Heidi Swedberg): Bisexual fiancee who takes a licking and quite literally quits ticking.

Karen (Lisa Edelstein): The “Risotto Girl” who gives him the “tap.”

Nina (Charlotte Lewis): Potential bulimic.

Janet (Tracy Nelson): She looks eerily like Jerry.

Maura (Alex Kapp): She won’t break up with George.

Anna (Rebecca McFarland): Thins George is a “bad boy.”

Celia (Andrea Bendewalk): Convict who breaks out of jail to have sex with him and is sent back to prison.

Marcy (Suzanne Cryer): The nonstop “yada yada” yakker who actually is a shoplifter.