TWO-MINUTE DRILL

INDIANAPOLIS 37, MIAMI 34

Marino looks great in defeat. Key word in that sentence: defeat.

ST. LOUIS 34, CAROLINA 21

One good season, and all the Ram fans in L.A. come out of the woodwork.

GREEN BAY 35, CHICAGO 19

Bear punter blames miscue on weather. Which proves point: Kickers are babies.

ATLANTA 35, NEW ORLEANS 12

And Mike Ditka is still coaching because, why, exactly? We keep forgetting.

NEW YORK GIANTS 41, NEW YORK JETS 28

Kerry Collins has a good game. The only thing more unusual Sunday would be . . .

BALTIMORE 41, TENNESSEE 14

. . . Tony Banks throws a career-high four touchdown passes.

CINCINNATI 44, SAN FRANCISCO 30

Terry Donahue, come on down!

DETROIT 33, WASHINGTON 17

Last time Lions beat Redskins, Barry Sanders had “retired” from preschool because he didn’t get the right color crayon.

ARIZONA 21, PHILADELPHIA 17

Eagles pull defeat out of the jaws of victory. David Copperfield, eat your heart out.

SAN DIEGO 23, CLEVELAND 10

The Chargers have a perfect record against first-year teams this season.

KANSAS CITY 16, DENVER 10

Broncos forgot that to be Team of the ‘90s, you have to play well in 1999 too.

OAKLAND 30, SEATTLE 21

Look at their schedule: Seahawks are worst 8-4 team in NFL history.

NEW ENGLAND 13, DALLAS 6

This game should have gone to those card-playing dogs on the ESPN Sunday Night Football promos.

BUFFALO

Open date. Bills move into tie for second by not playing. That never worked in Super Bowl.

JACKSONVILLE 20, PITTSBURGH 6

Thursday night game showed how much the power has shifted in the AFC Central.