TWO-MINUTE DRILL

INDIANAPOLIS 20, NEW ENGLAND 15

There was supposed to be a dogfight for the AFC East title--instead it’s a runaway for the Colts.

TAMPA BAY 23, DETROIT 16

Buccaneers have won six consecutive games for the first time since Bluebeard was captain.

NEW YORK GIANTS 19, BUFFALO 17

Steve Christie misses two field goals, vows to never attend another Scott Norwood motivational seminar.

CAROLINA 33, GREEN BAY 31

Beuerlein’s last-second touchdown stuns Packer fans, causing them to put on their shirts and go home.

SAN DIEGO 19, SEATTLE 16

Concerned about T.J. Simers’ status, Chargers have won two in a row in attempt to lure him out of hiding.

NEW YORK JETS 28, MIAMI 20

Mr. Marino? I have a John Elway on the line for you. He says he has some career advice.

WASHINGTON 28, ARIZONA 3

Tre’ Johnson informs teammates there’s no Santa Claus. Hope no one tells Ryan Leaf.

DALLAS 20, PHILADELPHIA 10

Aikman wins his 100th career game. But as USC fans are quick to point out, he never beat the Trojans.

ST. LOUIS 30, NEW ORLEANS 14

Theory: Real Mike Ditka was replaced by one of those guys from that “Saturday Night Live” Da Bears skit.

CINCINNATI 44, CLEVELAND 28

Bengals play last game in Cinergy Field. Never again will a player roam the same ground David Klingler roamed.

BALTIMORE 31, PITTSBURGH 24

When you get beat by a team quarterbacked by Tony Banks, it’s time to rethink your career.

SAN FRANCISCO 26, ATLANTA 7

Bengals have as many wins as 49ers. Forget Mars, NASA needs to send a probe to figure that out.

KANSAS CITY 31, MINNESOTA 28

Who would have thought three weeks ago the Chiefs would be tied for first place in the AFC West?

CHICAGO

Open date. Cade McNown uses time to do Christmas shopping. He always gets a good parking spot at mall.