But Aside From These, Everything Is Ducky

Can things get any worse?

NASCAR on ABC: We got to see 80 laps of a 250-lap race. I saw more racing action on a rerun of “Days of Thunder.”

Golf on CBS: Is it just me or is Ken Venturi an English teacher’s nightmare? They ask him a question, which he answers with five incomplete sentences that make no sense, all run together.

NFL on NBC: Why do we have to watch Raider football?

Staples Arena: Yeah, that’s where I want to be at midnight.

Coliseum: How many times can you pump $100 million into a bad facility?

JOHN TEBEAU, Corona