CHRIS DUFRESNE’S TOP 25

1. Florida State (1-0): After that TD run, Warrick needed a week off.

2. Penn State (1-0): Faces another stiff with A on helmets . . . Akron.

3. Florida (0-0): For appetizers, Spurrier orders Western Michigan and fried calamari.

4. Tennessee (0-0): Nothing like that annual Wyoming grudge match to get juices flowing.

5. Nebraska (0-0): Pregame fight with Iowa breaks out over which state produces more corn.

6. Michigan (0-0): Carr says starting water boy will also be a game-time decision.

7. Miami (1-0): Donny and Marie also say they’re not quite “back” from 1990s sanctions.

8. Texas A&M; (0-0): Look for Louisiana Tech’s Tim Rattay to throw two TDs.

9. Ohio State (0-1): Awaits UCLA on Sept. 11; reports plenty of good parking available.

10. Wisconsin (0-0): Badgers begin two-week war on states (Murray and Ball).

11. Georgia Tech (0-0): Yellow Jackets get weekend furlough with Navy before showdown at Florida State.

12. Virginia Tech (0-0): Hold your Hokie hats, these guys could go 11-0.

13. Colorado (0-0): Gary Barnett says Bubby Brister can start for Buffs if he wants.

14. Georgia (0-0): Opener against Utah State billed in Athens as “Aggies vs. Ugas.”

15. Notre Dame (1-0): School denies gentlemen’s agreement with Michigan to play for a tie.

16. Arizona (0-1): Pac-10 orders school to do community service and roadside litter pickup.

17. Arizona State (0-0): Pencil in next big Pac-10 choke Oct. 9 at Notre Dame.

18. USC (0-0): Prediction: After Hawaii, school changes fight song to “Tiny Bubbles.”

19. Purdue (0-0): Trip to Central Florida should be a snap for Brees.

20. North Carolina State (1-0): Plan to break out green jerseys against Holtz.

21. UCLA (0-0): Saying enough’s enough, circuit judge grants injunction on parking jokes.

22. Marshall (0-0): Heads to Clemson’s “Death Valley” with plenty of juice.

23. Arkansas (0-0): It’s “throwback weekend” at SMU: First five players in stadium get free cars.

24. Alabama (0-0): If Mike Dubose doesn’t win eight and beat Auburn, he’ll be out with the Tide.

25. Miami of Ohio (0-0): Another cream-puff opener for the MAC . . . at Northwestern.