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Scientists at MIT have created the world’s largest number. And they did it without using a computer. They used a gas pump and a Cadillac Escalade.
It will cost $1 million to transport the space shuttle back to Florida. A million dollars! Apparently they are driving it back.
Crude oil is so expensive, a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken costs more than $300.
I went to fill up this morning, and there was a sign on the pump: “We take VISA, MasterCard, American Express.” So they took my VISA, MasterCard and my American Express.
In Beverly Hills, gas is something like $3.45 a gallon. I heard people complaining about it in line at the Starbucks, waiting to get their $5 cappuccinos.
-- JAY LENO
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