Lakers Would Be Nuts Not to Get Artest

I see a unique opportunity for the Lakers here. By trading for Ron Artest, we could acquire the tough frontcourt presence and ability to play aggressive defense that this team so badly needs. But more important, night after night we could field a starting lineup that includes the two most neurotic guys in the league, Artest and Kobe.

Think of the interactions they could have with the Zen master! Think of how Artest would absolutely explode when Kobe tries to order him around. Dr. Buss could definitely milk this scenario for some cash.

Forget Forum Blue. Let’s call it Prozac Purple.

BILLY BRUMMEL

Mission Viejo